Nicolas Cage is football legend John Madden

Famed football coach and commentator John Madden, a legend to sports fans and gamers alike, has received in death the ultimate form of memorialization: a biopic starring Nicolas Cage in a fat suit. Netflix posted a trailer (embedded below) for the upcoming movie, to be broadcast on Thanksgiving next year. And yes, that's Christian Bale as Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis.

"Inspired by a true story," the description helpfully begins, "MADDEN follows the football legend from Super Bowl glory with the Raiders to revolutionizing the game with Madden NFL."

One thing I love about the casting, production and trailer is you can't tell if it's great or terrible. But you know there's no in-between.