"Teenage mutant ninja turtle" is kind of a ridiculous proposition on its face, but what if they were actually reptilian John Wicks?

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are gearing up for a big return to theaters over the next few years, with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2 landing in fall 2027 and a new live-action reboot scheduled for 2028. While we wait to see what Paramount has cooking, a fan-made pro